If dogs are tamed wolfs, what forests can these dogs' ancestors be found in?
And just in case you're wondering, it's the bitch to the left I'm asking about.

So. When you've got really annoying courseworks to do for next week and it's now Friday almost Saturday and you haven't even started and you've done all the side-jobs you so desperately dug up from the 'to-do' list of 2008 and you've seen more movies in the last 2 weeks than in your whole life and you don't really feel like watching any movies on Friday b4 the coursework deadlines, there's 1 more thing that shall delay your essay writing. It's BLOGGING, bitches.
And I feel like I've got a whole giant jar of shit on my mind. And I haven't even thought what I might write about, like I usually do before doing this. So this shall all just come out unplanned. And I really don't know if it turns better than planned stuff or not. So here's some fucking philosophy or some weak bitch's moans to all who don't got no better stuff to read.
So let me stay that during the recent days I have discovered that I just love Sinatra and just old stuff in general. Like, check this song out that just randomly came out on my winamp. How can you possible not love this song, m? It's freakin awesome, man!! And hey, I've just discovered this website and these are exactly the songs I'm talking about. You know, listening to these songs, how can you possibly not start daydreaming about how time is not really linear, as it's pretty obvious to believe, but in fact, a curve of the sorts and then in 2012, the world as we know it stops and starts rolling back. and then when we're 70, we got to live not on the stupid robot-infested future as it's pretty obvious to believe in, but in fact, in the good old seventies!! Wouldn't it be freakin great to end your life in the 1960s or 1950s instead of some underwater 2060s? Oh boy.
But then Winamp takes an expectable twist and starts playing 50cent. Which instantly reminds me of the NEW EMINEM ALBUM COMING UP ON MAY 19 WHICH I'VE ALREADY PRE-ORDERED! And you do know what comes with albums, don't you kiddies? TOUR!!! Freakin flyin hell will I be there in the O2 area waiting for the genius to come out and rap, hell yes I'll be there waiting and screaming like a 14-year-old fan girl! BRING IT ON.
I feel too constrained about what I can write coz I now keep thinking about who's gonna be readin this. Unlike the good old days. Now everyone's fucking connected these days. In the future RSS will be transmitted to everyone's chips stuck to the brain and people will get notifications about the posts that their friends are only thinking of writing! Yeah! That's where we're fuckin headin to. To the world of more jobs, more professions, shrinking length of free time and huge investments into technologies TO DO THINGS REAL FAST. And the system is so smartly created by the secret governments so that people would not have time to stop and think about what's really going on in the world. The feed us with the huge numbers of idealised money and offer us more of it if only we spend more time doing things that aren't really all that necessary when you carefully think about it. And we don't really care what we do for our living, it's only the wage that matters. We only really care at the teenage days, that's when we're still curious, still naive and having good intentions. But it's not the problem for the governments, not at all. All it takes is colourful new-tech ads of the newest idealised items which cost a fortune, and the curious naive teenager learns from his parents that "To get that you need to get a well-paid job" and the dreams of saving the world change to saving the world in the well-paid way. And slowly the good intentions are simply lost somewhere on the way and it's all because some geniouses from the real old past knew what the world should really be like and they've been inventing and upgrading their strategies which each generation and so at the very end we have all been a part of someone's well-put-together-masterplan...
And suddenly Strange Kid realizes that maybe his thought was long lost and he's been talking BS and feels a need to appologise.
So that was one thing that The X-Files have tought me. The other one is that the world will end in 2012. And the 3rd is that aliens do not come in peace.
And btw to all the cathalics in the house, here's some useful info that I've found recently. The pope of 1996 has declared evolution to be true and explained that the Bible is not to be followed literally, but instead is a collection of made-up stories. Which suddenly added a whole lot of sense to the religion thing for me.
What's the point in living if you don't see the earth you live in? If you don't feel it? If you don't EVER touch a platypus? Honestly, will you guys in the end really think that you have lived your life without ever having done that? You shouldn't. Living in a basement all your life and being a rape-doll for your sick father is not life, you guys. You need to go out sometimes, to understand that the sun is not just some evil bright lamp whose sole purpose in life is to not let you watch movies, but instead is a life source for all the beautiful plants that are indeed real and alive and not just beautiful ornaments in those movies you were forced to watch at night. You have to see with your own eyes that Australia is full of giant rats with huge pockets in their bellies. And you need to taste them to understand just how tasty beautiful animals can be. And if you don't eat animals, you just have to go the beautiful African Safari and learn that bigger animals with bigger teeth don't have a single vegetarian in their bands. And then after seeing that you should go to the African forest and meet the monkeys and realize just how fucking similar you are. Because if you don't learn that it's kill or be killed in the natural free world, then you cannot possibly understand just how the real civilised world works. Kapish?
Strange Kid's mind is racing and this kind of racing cannot have any background music. Have you ever watched racing? Does it have background music?
If you've never bungee-jumped, how will you know if falling is really how you want to end up dieing?
Frank Sinatra is everywhere these days. The song that you really like so much that your favourite artist is singing and your parents always hum during it? Oh yes, Sinatra sang it 60 years ago. And your parents hum during this song because 30 years ago, their favourite artist was singing the same tune. And if you haven't heard Sinatra, then how can you possibly know that you're listening to something original? And if you don't care if you're listening to something original then how can you possibly think that no one understands you? Because once you've heard loads of Sinatra's songs, you come to realize that songs do not need to be changed in 60 years and they'll still sound good. And therefore for 60 years people all over the world have thought the same feelings. AND YES, if you just ask around you will see that OMG your next-door neighbour wrote a blog about how he felt yesterday and described exactly what you're feeling right now!

-SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
-OH MY, IT SURE IS LITTLE!
Name the world's most beautiful woman. TIME'S UP U FAIL. Ain't no such thing ok? And thank gods I finally came to realize this. How can you possibly tell such a thing, right? Who in their right minds would ever even think of asking such a question? I say.. We stick to Helen and not even attempt to think that there can ever EVER possibly be anyone more beautiful than her. Coz that's just wrong. We stick to what we know and to the truth that's been around for longer than your grandpa. Just like the Bible. WE DO NOT WANT TO REWRITE THE BIBLE, K? It says the truth it knows the truth and we do not ever change the truth. Helen is the most most beautiful woman that has roamed this earth (Can you imagine her roaming? Awesome) and Jesus could turn water into wine.
I need to go to sleep so that I can wake up and go to work to earn the money to feed my wife and kids and hopefully pay the rent. And if I feed my wife maybe she will tell me the current rumours. Everyday I walk home just thinking about what new has my wife heard today. Did the Doe family finally made up their mind about the new door mat? Maybe she heard when the King shall release the new law to ban torture in police stations without a proper warrant? Maybe any of my boys have finally stood up to those Barley boys? Life's worth living, folks. That I guarantee. And if I get fired again for a lousy 16-year-old I'm taking that machete from the building's basement, chop up the Barley boys, send my kids to Lence (like I don't know that Chester's not really mine, he's gonna have to fuckin deal with boths of them), hang my wife and Rest.In.Peace.

Thank you, friends, and remember. I am older than you. You may not think so. The documents may prove it wrong. BUT I HAVE ROAMED THIS EARTH SINCE THE TIME OF MESOPOTAMIA AND ALONG WITH HELEN and I KNOW what you ate last summer!

OMG I just spent almost an hour playing with a neighbor's cat. Or to be precise, it was more like the first half an hour was staring at it as it was exploring the every corner and piece of my room and then the next half actually "playing" with it.
It was sooo cool! Almost made me cry happy tears. I was teasing it by scratchin my matrass and making noise which the cat was very interested in. And then at one time it would even let me touch it, like, it lay down and attacked gently my arms with its paws and omg how cool it is!!!!!!!!!
It's so curious! Most miraculous thing I've seen in a very long time. At one time it climbed up my bars on the windows but then I closed the windows and so it just stayed up there, and then it was thinking about getting down for a very long time untill it figured it out and, omgomgomg it slid down the bars down a bit it was like so freakin cool I don't even know what else to say coz there's nothing else to say I am now probablythemosthappiestpersonOn earth it was so cooolllll..

Next time it comes to my room I'm gonna film it all u just wait and see! :D

And actually although all this time it was only exploring the my newly created room, by the end of the hour IT ACTUALLY LAID DOWN AND MADE ITSELF AT HOME!!!!!!!!!!!! The only reason it got away is coz I tried blowing air to it and it just immediately left the room. Kids, notice this - cats don't like being blowed at. :D

So yeah my now plan is to tame it and hide it in my room forever! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Getting myself a cat might as well be my purpose in life now. I have witnessed the joy it brings and I recommend it to all.

Done.

OMG I just spent almost an hour playing with a neighbor's cat. Or to be precise, it was more like the first half an hour was staring at it as it was exploring the every corner and piece of my room and then the next half actually "playing" with it.
It was sooo cool! Almost made me cry happy tears. I was teasing it by scratchin my matrass and making noise which the cat was very interested in. And then at one time it would even let me touch it, like, it lay down and attacked gently my arms with its paws and omg how cool it is!!!!!!!!!
It's so curious! Most miraculous thing I've seen in a very long time. At one time it climbed up my bars on the windows but then I closed the windows and so it just stayed up there, and then it was thinking about getting down for a very long time untill it figured it out and, omgomgomg it slid down the bars down a bit it was like so freakin cool I don't even know what else to say coz there's nothing else to say I am now probablythemosthappiestpersonOn earth it was so cooolllll..

Next time it comes to my room I'm gonna film it all u just wait and see! :D

And actually although all this time it was only exploring the my newly created room, by the end of the hour IT ACTUALLY LAID DOWN AND MADE ITSELF AT HOME!!!!!!!!!!!! The only reason it got away is coz I tried blowing air to it and it just immediately left the room. Kids, notice this - cats don't like being blowed at. :D

So yeah my now plan is to tame it and hide it in my room forever! HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Getting myself a cat might as well be my purpose in life now. I have witnessed the joy it brings and I recommend it to all.

Done.

1. Jump off a plane with a parachute.
2. Visit Australia.
3. Have sex.
4. See a pig irl.
5. Learn at least 1 more language fluently.
6. Touch a platypus (OMG that would be so awesome, if this actually ever happened, all the other things just wouldn't matter anymore).
7. Raise a cat.
8. Learn to float on the back.
9. Save someone's life.
10. Get in a fight.
11. Win a fight.
12. Learn to ride a horse.
13. See Eminem live.

As emo as I sometimes feel, I need to remember that I still got some awesome things to experience before I can judge if life is useless or not.

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So, you done some comic readin, right? K, well I think the time has come for sth new. (Dammit, when is the public gonna find me anyway? Feels so awkward knowing that I'm only talking to 2 or 3 friends of mine. This is meant to be PUBLIC. Where is the damn public? XD)
K so. The websites worth everyone's attention today are.. Let's see now, hmmm.

Well, I've been to Regina Spektor's concert the other day. So I think on this occasion I'm gonna link you to my Youtube Regina's playlist, where I've picked best of Regina's videos. Bah, you ain't gon find me music videos there, you can find them by yourself. There are just a few interviews with her and sth else. The reason I'm linking it is because it's very interesting to actually know what she's like in real life. I mean, she looks so young and scared dammit, can't believe that's the woman I saw singin "Someone next door is fuckin to one of my songs". She is a musical genius, you may visit www.reginaspektor.com for proof.

And also, there is this super cool NES emulator with over 1000 OLD SCHOOL NES GAMES!!!! At first I thought, that, dammit I can find any game I think of there, but nah, I remembered this really cool tank game called "Battle city" and it wasn't there. And this here link I gave you, the game doesn't have a sound.. And no multiplayer option.. Too bad. But anyway, I found Popeye, Ghost Busters, Tetris, Arkanoid, Mario (Duh!), and all the other games that made me feel nostalgic there, so for all those who owned a Nintendo, I definately recommend the site.

Okay, so now I am going to introduce you to my all-time favourite webcomics.

First of all, and most importantly, say hello to Ctrl Alt Del. If you ever find a better comic than CAD, let me know: I don't believe it's possible.

Then there's Questionable Content. That's a webcomic about music/relationships. There are plenty of things I don't understand there, especially when they joke about some "famous" people. Also I don't know many of the bands they talk about. However, I've read all of the strips now and since now I plan on Googling any new unknown word mentioned. :) So yeah, the comic bout music and relationships/music in a humourous way.

Basically I wanted to let you know bout these 2 comics. However if I've started to talk about comics, I must mention PBF comics. These are also very smart comics. The only problem with them is that there aren't many of them and they don't get updated often.

So yeah, that all mentioned, I leave you all reading those comics. There's so much to read, you better start right away!

1. You recieve a phone call from your friends and get to know that they've accidentally found Regina Spektor's free live concert.
2. You find out about major traffic issues in your city (London underground workers have gone on strike) from your father who told you that on Skype from Lithuania.

Ok, so this is my first real entry and here's what I wanna say.
I've moved to England, therefore am gonna use this Journal for english entries only. Also, while searching for a specific theme I could write about, I came upon an idea to write about.. My Stumbling! The Great Internet and all the things I've found that it offers. Coz, you know, it's impossible to know the whole Internet, no one does, so I'm gonna pick my favourite websites that I come across, and let you all (all 3 for now :D) know of it! Hehe. Well, I begin with the one and only, www.stumbleupon.com - Discover The Internet and its functions you'd never think of. :D LOL. So yeah, that and.. Newgrounds.com of course! The greatest flash portal in the universe (man-known-unierse)! Ok, now that we've got the basics out of the way, here's a fun dreamy game I've stumbled upon today.
Dreeeaaamyyy.

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